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There is fornication going on outside my door as I sit here typing. As in, practically against my door. They keep bumping into it.

I hope they're done soon; I have to pee.

~*~EDIT~*~

So that was last night. Now today, my roommate just came in a little bit ago and noticed that her bed was all messed up. I'd assumed that was from her sleeping in it, but no, apparently she stayed over someplace else last night. And she found a note on her desk saying, "Hey, I was the one who woke up in your room. I took some pants. I'll return them." Said note was unsigned, and Sarah (my roomie) doesn't know who it was. She suspects it might've been the girlfriend of the guy across the hall, the ones I got to listen to last night. But she doesn't know. So now I get to wonder, who the hell came in and slept 10 feet away from me without my knowing it?!! That's the last time I go to bed without checking to make sure the f*cking door is locked. Sheesh.

~*~BREAKING NEWS~*~

Those pants she took---yeah they were totally mine. Bugger.