inappropriate

So, I'm chilling in my room for a bit this afternoon, taking a brief, celebratory semi-nap after finishing one ten-page paper before I have to start the next one (argh). I want some background noise, and I can't find the speakers for my mp3 player, so I put on the TV and put it on MTV-U, the college version of MTV, which is what we get with the Knox cable package, because they usually play music, and I really don't care what music it is, because I don't care about listening to it, I just want the noise.

So it's playing in the background, and I'm sort of half-dozing, half-facebooking, glancing up every now and then when I hear something that strikes my fancy, which does occasionally happen, because unlike regular MTV, MTV-U actually plays good stuff once in awhile. And then I hear this. On second thoughts, don't click that. It's the video for "Right Round" by Flo Rida. (And can I just say, that name is just too cute by half. And I mean that negatively.) Anyway. Have you heard this? It's a remake of this, which you should click on, because it's the video for Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round." The original is full of 80s win. The new one? Is about a blow job. Seriously. I am SO DAMN SICK OF HEARING RAPPERS RAP ABOUT GETTING BLOWJOBS! (See, it ticks me off so much it makes me CAPSLOCK. GR.) It was annoying when Lil' Wayne did it, and it's still annoying now, and it will ALWAYS continue to be annoying, from now until FOREVER. So to any rappers, future rappers, or wanna-be rappers (or anybody else, really) who might ever see this: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE GETTING A BLOWJOB. EVER. And if I ever do, and then happen to meet you in person, I will gouge out your eyes with rusty spoons. Seriously. I am going to start carrying rusty spoons on my person, so that I will be prepared for this potentiality.