Santa's transportation

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that Santa Claus does not drive a motorcycle, an airplane, or any other ridiculous vehicle you idiots with your giant inflatable lawn ornaments can dream up. He drives a magical sleigh, drawn by eight tiny reindeer. The only acceptable variation on this form is the possible addition of a ninth reindeer in the lead, sporting a shiny red nose. That's how Santa rolls, bitches. Deal with it.