mierda

(that means shit, for all you non-spanish speakers out there)

Wanted:
A new best friend, probably female, though male applications will be accepted as well. Applicants must have good listening skills and be dependable, emotionally available, quirky, and possess a goofy, ridiculous, absurd, random, and still intelligent sense of humor. Non-conformity is a must; a tendency towards liberal political leanings is a big plus. Conspiracy buffs welcome. Applicants should possess a good sense of reality, but also the ability to ignore it at any given time. Hugs required. Selfish, spoiled people, those with extremely conservative views and/or evangelical tendencies, and no-touch people need not apply.

I had a sucky day Sunday. I hate my life. Somebody please remind me how to make it fun again.